SMS spam, ugh. My response:

A few weeks back I ordered a pizza at work, and had left overs which I left in the box in our refridgerrator for lunch the next day….only to find my pizza gone when I came around for lunch! Needless to say, I found out who ate it, and left them this just to mess with them. I brewed some chamomile tea and left it in a water bottle in the spot where my pizza was with this meme.

The culprit found it, and a few days later I got the following on my desk.
Best coworker ever!
..and I would want to use a product called Hemo Rage why?
